So i was reading this hilarious TaeNy oneshot and there was Psyco robot-like Jessica, i realized i miss Ice Princess Jessica SO MUCH and I miss Ice Princess BlondSica EVEN MORE OTL [which is ironic since she started being more shits and giggles after going blonde 6_9].
Tried to make it more cartoonish, but i guess it failed LOL.
“I love you.”
Tiffany and I glance upwards, where the sudden confession of admiration was just loudly announced through corner-stationed speakers. Oh Jesus Christ. Jessica found her way to the karaoke bar upstairs – is that a microphone in her hands?
“You’re the one.” Jessica continues with a voice completely void of any type of emotion.
I shudder. I have to be honest; she scares me more than Sunny, the hyperactive secret terrorist. That girl’s father had to be a robot…
“You and me, forever, my spring rose.”
Is she quoting Shakespeare?
This is not a romantic moment.
Dear god, Jessica hasn’t blinked for the past minute or so. Just crinkle your face in some way, a slight twitch will do – any sign you’re alive in there?